The Infamous Election

Oh my, the election is FINALLY over. FINALLY. I HATE POLITICS.
roll tide =)

pick up lines

hi! so I've recently developed an obsession for bad pick up lines. I will now share a few with you:

Is your last name Gillete? Cuz you're the best a man can get!
Are you Pentacostal? Cuz i'd love to speak in tongues with you.
If looks could kill you would be a weapon of mass destruction!
Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
I need a place to stay... you're so hot you burnt my house down.
Hey baby, you've got something on your butt........ my eyes.
I would buy you a drink but I'd be jealous of the glass....
Oooo girl there must be a ninja in your pants cuz your butt is KICKIN
I love the way you move, like butter on a bald monkey.
You might as well sleep with me because I'm gonna tell everyone we did anyway.
Look, I'm either going to your place with you, or behind you. Take your pick.
You're so hot, when I look at you, i get a tan.

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Thanks!
love you all =)